With a very curious name – i mean haven’t you always wondered where unicorns are made – and some super trich’d out buds, this batch of Unicorn Factory from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys, has peaked my interest. It has a nose that screams indica to me, but apparently its a 50/50 which makes me even more curious. Who knows, maybe we’ll even see tiny, freshly made unicorns come flying out of the stash.
Compact green buds with a strong layer of spiky white trichomes and orange pistils.
Curing, but the aroma is still fresh.
Sour cheese with a hint of tart berries.
Sour, cheesy, and earthen with hints of pine and berries.
The Unicorn Factory strain is a cross of Unicorn Poop and Sunset Runtz that runs balanced at 50/50.
I honestly felt pretty goofy at first with a fuzzy, disorienting head rush. Soon this gave way to calming effects, but I retained the giggly, giddy aspects for some time. It felt much more indica that your standard batch of Runtz and the body buzz felt much like an OG Kush instead. Probably best for afternoon or evenings given the mellowness and intoxication factor.
Unicorns are clearly elusive, and wouldn’t you be if you were such a rare, magical creature? Well, luckily we have this delightfully stoning and delirium inducing batch of Unicorn Factory to help make them appear more frequently – in the garden of your mind, of course. To take your own trip to the fantasy land where mythical one-horned steeds stay just head to Mr. Nice Guys today – and don’t forget to mention that you heard about it from Toker’s Guide.