Initial Thoughts
Look out Chris Rock, there’s a new slap in town, but it’s one that will make you feel great all over versus bruising your face or ego. From the moment I popped open the container, I knew this Slapz from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, HYFE, was going to be hard-hitting.
Appearance
Robust, hand-trimmed purple and light green buds with large orange pistils and heavy trichome coverage – many of which are still starry.
Status
Fresh and just beginning to cure.
Aroma
Piney, floral, and sweet with hints of bread and fuel. A seriously exotic and delectable aroma.
Flavor
Righteously funky and exotic with a sweet pine-like taste that has hints of sour fruit, bread, and fuel. Super smooth and gassy in the exhale.
Lineage
The Slapz strain is a cross of Runtz and Grease Monkey that runs slightly indica dominant at 60/40 on the indica/sativa spectrum.
Effects
A highly euphoric full-body buzz that includes a headiness that is among the best. It doesn’t sedate, but can be disorienting at times due to the sheer potency. Versatile enough for a day hiking or laying by the pool, this is what I’m planning to roll up in my after lunch sessions each day this week.
Conclusion
The level and delightfulness of the high this Slapz brings cannot be overstated. It also rolls and burns like a charm with hits so smooth you may find yourself blowing big smoke rings until someone slaps you back to reality. To grab some of this for the front of your stash box just hit up HYFE today. Don’t forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!
Donut Runtz – MASC