Initial Thoughts
When I peered inside this jar of small batch Runtz from craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, for the first time I instantly knew from the crazy shimmer of starry trichomes that this was something to behold. Like a kid who just opened the birthday present he totally wanted, but thought he wouldn’t get, I squealed with excitement. This is, quite simply, an awesome batch of local grown Runtz.
Appearance
Fluffy and oversized, hydroponically grown buds that are deep purple and light green with fiery orange-red pistils. Also note the trich’d out frostiness of each bud below.
Status
Fresh.
Aroma
The aroma is an amalgamation of candied fruit, fuel, pine, and hints of something floral. The nuances in the smell can keep you smelling the jar for hours trying to piece them all together.
Flavor
Ridiculously delicious with a rich creamy, gassy flavor and notes of sour fruit, coffee grounds, and floral arrangements. Did this come from a cannabis grow or a florist shop?
Lineage
The Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittlez and Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum.
Effects
Just as there were delightful nuanced in the aroma and flavor, so were there nuances and unique aspects to the high. It didn’t just send you into a mood elevating and joy absorbing euphoria, it also had a psychedelic aspect that gave me a little extra twinkle in my eye. This is undoubtedly due to the height of THC and terpene levels reached in this immaculately cared for harvest.
Conclusion
Overall, I’d say that this is truly an EPIC batch of Runtz and I’m so psyched to have this option available in the DC area right now. Every DC cannabis enthusiast should experience the quality of this harvest and see what it’s like at the highest level. To get your hands on some just hit up The Herban Hustle today and don’t forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!
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