Reviews

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https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a63580_bdeb392d797949669aeb2a403fa73bef~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.pngIn the world of cannabis journalism, transparency is everything. And yet, The Outlaw Report—a so-called “independent” cannabis publication—appears to be anything but. Founded by cannabis industry attorneys Meredith Kinner and John McGowan of Kinner & McGowan PLLC, the same firm that “helps” dispensaries get their licenses from ABCA for large fees, The Outlaw Report is …