Reviews

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https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a63580_c6183c04f29745bb870ed470c517c24f~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.pngWalking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It’s got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you …

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