Initial Thoughts
From the blast of sweet and funky aroma that emerged when I opened the jar to the out-of-this world appearance, this MAC might seem like it’s from another planet. However, I can assure you these genetics are from California’s own Molecular Farms and it’s grown in small batches by Abatin Wellness right here in DC.
Appearance
Trichome covered bright green buds with large orange pistils everywhere.
Status
Fresh.
Aroma
The sweet aroma immediately strikes in a delightful way with hints of candy and sweet BBQ sauce.
Flavor
A smooth earthy flavor with notes of sweet fruit and a creamy, tangy aftertaste.
Lineage
The Miracle Alien Cookies strain is a cross of Alien Cookies and Colombian X Starfighter that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum.
Effects
A strong mix of effects combining a very smooth body buzz with a happy head high that makes you feel like you’ve found your place in the universe. Overall I felt incredibly relaxed from nose to tail, with the stresses of the day washing away. Long lasting, the high settles in comfortably leaving your shoulders loose and your soul content.
Conclusion
A beautiful balance of sativa and indica makes this an overall amazing choice. I thought the aroma was memorably sweet and was a big fan of the truly alien appearance. It was also a delightful reward at the end of my week, allowing me to take a load off without “abducting” me and sending me straight to bed. Don’t wait for a plate of these cookies to fall from the stars, encounter them for yourself at Tacoma Wellness Center and make sure you mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!