Initial Thoughts
When rummaging around the Metaverse it’s not uncommon to see things of a cannabis nature. I had not, however, run into any cannabis strains by the name of Metaverse yet – until this batch came over from DC i-71 delivery service, Cannabear, that is. Would it send me directly into the Metaverse through my mind without an interface? Hey, it’s worth a shot!
Appearance
Rich green and purple buds with a heavy layer of white trichomes. They are all on the small side, but there are no large stems and their manicure is nearly perfect.
Status
Just beginning to cure.
Aroma
A combo of gassy and funky with hints of tart berry and caramel.
Flavor
Exquisitely delicious and smooth toking with a heavy sugary, bready, and gassy stance that will make your mouth water. There are also hints of berry and sour fruit.
Lineage
Metaverse is a cross of Elon Musky (Rocket Fuel X Wedding Cake) and Boysenberry Creme Brûlée that runs sativa dominant.
Effects
This one is not for the newbs and definitely had me freaking out a little at the onset. The powerful head rush makes you feel like you’re being drawn to whatever bright lights or large objects are overhead – that’s how intense the cerebral effects are. Once the buzz settled in I was energetic and motivated with a grin (partially of relief) on my face.
Conclusion
Hit up Cannabear today (in reality) to grab some of this epic sativa experience from Terp Lords and get ready for a bit of a roller coaster joyride. While that joyride may not be through the virtual world of fun and fantasy that is the Metaverse, I thought the strain did a splendid job of making the real-verse more joyful. Definitely roll this one up in a joint to experience the full awesomeness of the super smooth and gassy toke. Maybe even consider experiencing the Metaverse while on some Metaverse? ♂️
Açaí Berry Gelato – The Garden DC