Initial Thoughts
With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Green Room. Despite the “piss” in the name it’s got a funky, fruity, and slightly gassy aroma that is the epitome of exotic – or “Za Za” as the youngsters say.
Appearance
Bright green, dense buds with patches of purple throughout and tons of white trichomes.
Status
Curing, but the aroma and flavor are still fresh.
Aroma
Sweet, fruity, and slightly gassy.
Flavor
Fruity, funky, gassy, and sweet with an awesomely smooth and exotic exhale.
Lineage
It’s unclear what the lineage of Flying Monkey Piss is, but if I had to guess I would say Grease Monkey X Cheetah Piss. It does seem to have balanced effects much like a 50/50.
Effects
Euphoric and tingly in body buzz with some uplifting effects that settle into a stoniness that makes you feel sky high. Exceedingly potent and probably running in the 30% range.
Conclusion
This is a great late afternoon or early evening varietal due to the stoning nature and cozy euphoric buzz. Yet, it didn’t have any couch lock that I could discern and the toke was super smooth with exceptional flavor. Definitely one to experience for the flavor alone. To check it out for yourself just head to The Green Room today and don’t forget to tell them that Toker’s Guide sent you!