Initial Thoughts
When I think of the term “Cartel Cake” the image that first comes to mind is the boss of some big cartel being served a extravagantly delicious cake. You know, sort of like a wedding cake at a wedding, but with lots of color and heavily guarded. In a way, this Cartel Cake flower, currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is just as spectacular of a treat, but you won’t have to clip anybody for the boss to get a slice for yourself.
Appearance
Big, meaty dark green buds with a frosting of some white trichomes and light orange pistils.
Status
Fresh.
Aroma
The buds put off a welcoming creamy and earthy aroma.
Flavor
Lemon cream flavor on the inhale with a berry sweetness on the exhale.
Lineage
The Cartel Cake strain is a cross of Purple Zkittles phenotypes that runs indica dominant.
Effects
From the moment I lit up this Cartel Cake it provided a soothing and refreshing calmness. Despite its indica roots, it wasn’t entirely sedating; instead, it offered a functional high that was both mellow and invigorating. I found myself surprisingly alert and functional, able to navigate through tasks with ease while still enjoying the profound relaxation it induced.
Conclusion
This Cartel Cake is a truly exception indica, offering a soothing and refreshing experience that is as invigorating as it is relaxing. Its functional nature makes it a versatile choice for any time of day, with a mellow high that leaves you feeling revitalized. Get some dropped off from The Gift Givers today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
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