MAC Attack – Treehouse DC

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Initial Thoughts

If an extraterrestrial enemy were to launch an invasion of earth, it wouldn’t surprise me too much if this MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) Attack ended up being the best defense. Currently in stock at DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, it’s got enough terpy potency and other exotic tendencies to render pretty much any organism harmless and stoned.

Appearance

Dark green buds with purple patches and long, orange pistils.

Status

Fresh, but starting to cure.

Aroma

A creamy and cookie-like scent with some gassy notes.

Flavor

Sweet gas on the inhale with a woody musk taste on the exhale.

Lineage

The Mac Attack strain is a cross of Alien Cookies and Miracle 15 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum.

Effects

Houston, we have liftoff. Taking me directly into orbit, I was high as can be, but surprisingly, I still found it easy to get things done. My mind was clear, and my limbs felt weightless, making me feel like I was floating on my first ever space walk. The high lasted for a long duration, which lifted my spirits and boosted my energy leaving me elevated and not weighed down by gravity.

Conclusion

Grab a space suit because you’re going to need it after igniting a joint of this MAC Attack. Delivering a stellar experience from the moment of takeoff, I was convinced I was a part of the US Space Force tasked with sharing the best cannabis from around the Milky Way Galaxy. Upon re-entering the atmosphere, my mission was simple: inform all Earthlings about this batch of MAC Attack and its out-of-this-world capabilities. Head into Treehouse DC to grab some today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!